This:

Phil Smith isn't funny

It's a hamster!!!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeey mama...

A bad song playing in the background...

Fortune cookies don't work.

Eating, Sleeping, and going to school.

Your one cool cat...

a glockenspiel...think about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuieP9T8Sk4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuieP9T8Sk4

More Gummy Bears... lots more.

You're supposed to be dead!

Hello Bear...Good morning moon...

That's okay.

That I smelled bad.

what is twitter?

Superman doesn't exist, and John McCain can't walk.

you tell me, physic.

you tell me, tough guy.

My name is Phil Smith.

you can't marmalade your foot under a door.

...to eat a five course meal. Faster than you can tough guy.

Taco Del Mar.

you tell me.

So i didn't post it.

Clean.

Go home!

oh nevermind, it is a bird

Gone digital: see if you qualify at www.pearlygates.com

Please sit up in your seat.

The 8 year old laughs.

miami.

You tell me Gerald!

Hey, i know her.

I'm 50 years older than you.

Zombie jokes aren't that funny.

I have been trying to think of a joke for seven years and i just now gave up.

Five.

He's going to be a nice baby boy.

But she's nice.

Burgers.

He writes stories.

After he's done, he goes home.

Cooking.

house. His house actually.

poop

Hey.

i'm a zombie.

i like stupid people too

it would be clean...