get naked...... now

homosexuals are gay

your daughter is a fucking slut

i would shave it off

i dont know im not 21

in the kitchen

chains in the basement, duct tape would help too.

what was i gonna do?

I like me gum!

dont stop

congratulations for your new baby girl, but she has a penis.... well we will have to get rid of that

oops, that wasn't supposed to happen.

I don't know, but this cake is amazing!

Brains....

he had a wife and tree children, also from Nantucket.

to get the hell out of office

hola!

wait were did all our weed go?

tired of the dick jokes, be back in five

wat you doin later

told

thatll be fifty bucks

FUCK SALT!

ninjas killed my family, need money for karate lessons

i am so high

they have drinking problems

craig

i dont want to say this to impress you but i am the real batman

how did the cat taste?

your mom!

why arent you in the kitchen?